I(we) am not into scat, being pee'd on, or being hit in the face.(due to medical reas). Im from the North of england so meeting people around this area would be preferable, but i have a car so can travel to whereever!
He would make me smile and never make me cry. Naked women in Roswell!Female sex friend. I may have a small "package" but I do know other ways to give fun time. We are looking for a 3 Sum or Couples. I need to be tho, I have a dry sense PA that want sex of humour (all the good bits evaporated) but some people do find me tolerable occasionally (when I am not trying to make a joke).
Chill, Laid Back, No Games, No Drama. Life is too short to worry about others opinions of yourself, so I am learning to be the best lover I can be!